Apparently, Google thinks I’m lonely so I need to try Asian dating…Thanks or not!: Online Dating part 1
So it’s pretty confusing when you see ads come up on your computer on Youtube and other websites. Not pop-up ads…thank goodness not for those. Now I always get those Netflix or Hulu ads…you know because Google wants me to binge on tv shows and movies just to keep me on my computer and sit on my couch *Sigh* Sounds so pleasant right now! 🙂
So I did! I do watch a little bit of tv shows on my computer and all so I’m not out in the world a lot of the time. I must listen to Google because Google knows all – I mean it knows what I look at on my computer and everything I do…kind of creepy.
However, a new crisis has arisen and I feel like Google is sending me a new message. Now they are wanting me to try online dating with first sending me a message like this. An ad on Youtube like this – crazy, right? I’m bobbing my head around with my eyes closed and then open it up and on the side, there’s this:
Well… *gulp* Now that I am thinking about it. It is kind of boring watching tv shows on my computer without anyone around me. I have a firm belief that I will never do online dating but Google is saying it, so it must really know how I am feeling. I’m sure they can see my long sighs through my cam.
Perfect match seems pretty good…I mean since it shows a picture of someone so “beautiful” on the ad, I’m sure there’s plenty of people on this website that look so glamorous, right? Everyone who’s the best is probably already taken though!
I guess Google knew what I was thinking because it gave me another ad on the side of the next song that was playing on Youtube.
Yes, Google has spoken or whatever! I’m meant to date Asian girls. I have a couple of Asian friends but we don’t have a lot in common. They are good but this website hopefully will help me reach out to these amazing people, right? Although, now that I’m thinking about it…why Asian Google? My uncle had a must for his future wife to be Asian but he got a Scandinavian wife instead! I mean, you can’t always get what you want. Did you know that Asians are the only race to have true black hair?
What am I doing now? Ugh…I realize that Google is leading me astray. Clouded my judgement because I always do what Google suggests for me to do. I already have a girlfriend.
I can imagine that my girlfriend would be quite painfully hurt and jealous since we’ve been great friends and all but she wouldn’t be like this like so many other girls.
No, she would think that I turned into some weird monster that wants to take up some social experiment.
“Well, I like being weird,” I would say. She would say, “No, you like being unique. There’s a difference. The definition of unique is ‘being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else.” There are plenty of weird people in the world.”
“Well, I like a little bit of weirdness then!” Note: Actually I do like forensics so this would be quite exciting for me! Ugh…for many of you this might make me sound even weirder. Don’t you ever want to know how a person died? Nevermind, Nevermind…forget it! I’m a lost cause.
Main point: Google is trying to ruin my life when I have someone in my life that is my best friend and also keeps me in check of my “weirdness” as she would say. Google is not only interfering with my privacy online but also with my personal life. She’s my psychologist as well! I only have her for a couple more months before we go our separate ways so I hope her treatment will help me before I get to college and girls start getting interested in me. I don’t want to be like the fellow who was “most handsome guy ever” and then open my mouth and say something dumb like this fellow. The dumb boy.
Now that I’m thinking about it, she’s been my psychologist for around 2 years and I haven’t got better. Well, in any case… she might be a terrible psychologist but she is doing it for free. What can I expect?
Dating online Asian girls<dating the most beautiful, wonderful, and funniest young woman ever! I’ll take it!
Note: I really am not that weird. You guys know that, right?
Please don’t let my girlfriend see this post! Please don’t see this! She better not comment on this post!
Why are girls extremely attracted toward me: is it physical attraction, personality, humor, high morals, or something else?
You might say, “why does it really matter why girls like me? They like you so congratulations!” However, I’m not like it! I’m always suspicious of why people like me or if they are trying to manipulate me into something. You can easily show interest in someone and not like them. I always like to get to the root of why a person likes me.
I couldn’t agree with you more Ben Stiller. If you base your feelings on just their looks, that friendship or relationship will be incredibly shallow, which is not what I want. So girls have always told me that I’m extremely handsome especially if I am in a suit and tie. If you’re not into tall, dark hair, muscular kind of guys…you probably wouldn’t like me but most girls like that. Even college girls have tried to flirt with me!
So I get a lot of looks but I kind of ignore them. Most INTJ’s in high-school are not even into dating. It’s honestly a waste of time when you think about it. I don’t want to have a girlfriend but I’m okay having a girl who’s a friend. This is a filter of mine that has served me quite well. I’m perfectly fine with being great friends with a lot girls, which I actually have more friends who are girls than guys. Guys are so immature at this age! Now this filtering will not work in college of course but before dating someone, I will need to be first friends with them!
So this brings me back to the point, am I just a guy that’s going to be like their “trophy boyfriend.” If so, I’m out of it! If it’s pure friendship, then I’ve got no problem with that and I will hang out with you as much as possible. It’s always those crazy insane girls that have a crush on me. I learned the hard way of what the difference between those girls and the good girl friends who I am interested in.
A lot of girls also like my personality, which is where I get my unique sense of humor. It’s very unique compared to other guys who are just mere copies of each other. My slightly mysterious self is intriguing. Once I let someone in deeper into myself, this filters a few of them out – especially the girls that were just interested in my looks. However, more than not, girls especially love my personality the most! My confidence in my self is also a big attribute of myself that they like.
My high-morals and standards are also a thing that people have to deal with. If you have high-morals and standards, you will come to love and respect me more! If you don’t and just want to have sex with me, you’ll be dropped. This is another filtering mechanism – I am able to see what your intentions are. People always say for us INTJ’s (mostly) to lower our expectations and standards, but this helps me get a sense of who you are exactly. If you’re intimidated by this, then you probably aren’t a good person.
Basically, if you just like 1 part of me, you’ll be immediately removed. I analyze people to figure out why they like me! This is what I’ve used and I have been very successful. This is why I don’t have friend or relationship problems so I don’t have “heart breaking relationship” problems. My friends who are girls know exactly who I am and that probably makes them even more attracted to me.
So yeah, I’m kind proud of who I am you could say. I’m never act cocky around other guys but I do realize that I’m highly desirable because of my full self – my full package if you will. I’m very diverse and this gives me the controls when it comes to relationships and dating.
Other guys either hate me for who I am or they ask me for advice as to how I do it even if they are good-looking. It’s quite simple actually! Respect and be genuine is the most important! Humor always breaks the introvert girls to be more outgoing!
If you’re a female, look for a guy who’s respectful and genuine. Don’t deal with any guy who’s not that way! That will filter out the idiots/jerks to the genuine guys who will love you for who you are.
For an activity that is supposed to be for pleasure, it seems like it’s getting kind of dangerous…well, only for certain people who choose to have multiple “partners” with various people. Anybody know about Syphilis? It is getting incredibly popular (perhaps a wrong sort of wording) because people are having multiple sexual partners. Really you don’t have to worry about getting any of these diseases if you’re not having sexual intercourse with various people.
There’s a new strain of it that is even deadlier. I mean, strains of various diseases (even flu’s) are getting more and more high-tech of sorts if you think about it. This one that is breaking out around the country is one of those that will take away your sight.
So here’s the question. Would you rather have sex with multiple people or people that you probably don’t really know that well and most likely get some disease or just find that 1 person who’s the same as you in staying “pure?”
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Just think about it! In this case, you have the choice to keep this disease from taking over you. In my opinion, I’d rather sexually “deprive myself” for a long time and find a person that is the same as me. OR…not have sex at all than to get some terrible disease. Some people make “fun” of virgins because they have chosen to wait till they know absolutely that they are going to marry someone but that is something I admire. People who have the commitment and the brains to know not to do this. Virginity can easily be lost but it can never be bought back. Plus, most descent people don’t want someone who’s already messed up in that “department.” Perhaps this might sound harsh but I wouldn’t marry or have sex with anyone who’s shared that part of them with someone else. I wouldn’t want to risk it…plus there’s something that’s gross about the thought!
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So you’re like, there’s cures for these diseases so I’m good. Yes, there are but strains of these diseases are getting worse and worse and why even get it! Once you get it, you have to spend A LOT of money for the cure if it’s possible. Plus, you can still get infected by it again!
Honestly, even though I’m a very strong Conservative Christian I don’t really care if two or three people now get married of the same sex. Let me rephrase that, I wouldn’t vote for it or encourage it because I think it’s very abnormal (science proves that it is abnormal) but I’m not going to pick a fight with someone who is that way. So really, if it kills them or gives homosexuals a terrible disease, let it be! I don’t really care! Let them all die for I care from this disease. That is my message to conservatives! Don’t try to stop them…if they want to do that, let them do that! People fully know what could happen if they practice it. That’s why God condemns it because of the health problems. So yeah, go ahead and get a bunch of diseases that you will never recover from.
A lot to think about, right? Shouldn’t really be unless you’re absolutely sexually deprived or you have no brains. I’m think no brains, honestly. It’s an absolutely clear decision to me! Anything that could cause me to get some nasty disease, I’m out!
Am I saying that sex is wrong? Absolutely not! Here’s my wise advice: Pick wisely!
Great News: School and I have agreed to be apart for a while!
You know, I’m so excited because I have 6 more school days (not counting today). I get to take a nice break from school and enjoy it at its fullest! I get 17 days of tranquility…except my younger cousins who have so much energy are coming. I really do love them but after a while, I just can’t keep up with them. My boy cousin loves video games so maybe I’ll just let him sit and play video games for hours…no days!! Muahahaha!
Yeah, I do love to learn about various things but school’s been more boring than hard this year. I don’t know if that’s a good thing. Last year was just murder! I had some tough classes and I signed up for 3 honors classes. This year I have only one.
The last couple of years my teachers have given me big projects to do over the Christmas break (don’t you just hate that?) but not this year. I asked my English teacher yesterday if I had any big projects that I have to get done. She said, “Nope. You have no English assignments that you have to get done.” I then said, “Oh, great! Then I can relax and take it easy.” She then said which burst my “happiness bubble”, “Your big assignment is a week or so after you come back from break.” I then tried to hypnotize her and say that I didn’t have any assignments due at all…it didn’t work. What can I say, she and I are best friends when it comes to teacher friends.
I’ve been reading Hamlet for my English class and here’s something that I’ve realized if you take a multiple choice Hamlet quiz, the answer will most likely be something that’s disappointing or sad. For example, I took a quiz and I can’t remember the question but the answer was something like someone is insane.