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Apparently, Google thinks I’m lonely so I need to try Asian dating…Thanks or not!: Online Dating part 1

So it’s pretty confusing when you see ads come up on your computer on Youtube and other websites. Not pop-up ads…thank goodness not for those. Now I always get those Netflix or Hulu ads…you know because Google wants me to binge on tv shows and movies just to keep me on my computer and sit on my couch *Sigh* Sounds so pleasant right now! ūüôā

So I did! I do watch a little bit of tv shows on my computer and all so I’m not out in the world a lot of the time. I must listen to Google because Google knows all – I mean it knows what I look at on my computer and everything I do…kind of creepy.

However, a new crisis has arisen and I feel like Google is sending me a new message. Now they are wanting me to try online dating with first sending me a message like this. An ad on Youtube like this – crazy, right? I’m bobbing my head around with my eyes closed and then open it up and on the side, there’s this:

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Well… *gulp* Now that I am thinking about it. It is kind of boring watching tv shows on my computer without anyone around me. I have a firm belief that I will never do online dating but Google is saying it, so it must really know how I am feeling. I’m sure they can see my long sighs through my cam.

Perfect match seems pretty good…I mean since it shows a picture of someone so “beautiful” on the ad, I’m sure there’s plenty of people on this website that look so glamorous, right? Everyone who’s the best is probably already taken though!

I guess Google knew what I was thinking because it gave me another ad on the side of the next song that was playing on Youtube.

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Yes, Google has spoken or whatever! I’m meant to date Asian girls. I have a couple of Asian friends but we don’t have a lot in common. They are good but this website hopefully will help me reach out to these amazing people, right? Although, now that I’m thinking about it…why Asian Google? My uncle had a must for his future wife to be Asian but he got a Scandinavian wife instead! I mean, you can’t always get what you want. Did you know that Asians are the only race to have true black hair?

What am I doing now? Ugh…I realize that Google is leading me astray. Clouded my judgement because I always do what Google suggests for me to do. I already have a girlfriend.

I can imagine that my girlfriend would be quite painfully hurt and jealous since we’ve been great friends and all but she wouldn’t be like this like so many other girls.

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Or this…

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No, she would think that I turned into some weird monster that wants to take up some social experiment.

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“Well, I like being weird,” I would say. She would say, “No, you like being unique. There’s a difference. The definition of unique is ‘being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else.” There are plenty of weird people in the world.”

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“Well, I like a little bit of weirdness then!” Note: Actually I do like forensics so this would be quite exciting for me! Ugh…for many of you this might make me sound even weirder. Don’t you ever want to know how a person died? Nevermind, Nevermind…forget it! I’m a lost cause.

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Main point: Google is trying to ruin my life when I have someone in my life that is my best friend and also keeps me in check of my “weirdness” as she would say. Google is not only interfering with my privacy online but also with my personal life. She’s my psychologist as well! I only have her for a couple more months before we go our separate ways so I hope her treatment will help me before I get to college and girls start getting interested in me. I don’t want to be like the fellow who was¬†¬†“most handsome guy ever” and then open my mouth and say something dumb like this fellow. The dumb boy.

Now that I’m thinking about it, she’s been my psychologist for around 2 years and I haven’t got better. Well, in any case… she might be a terrible psychologist but she is doing it for free. What can I expect?

Dating online Asian girls<dating the most beautiful, wonderful, and funniest young woman ever! I’ll take it!

Note: I really am not that weird. You guys know that, right?

Please don’t let my girlfriend see this post! Please don’t see this! She better not comment on this post!

 

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Why are girls extremely attracted toward me: is it physical attraction, personality, humor, high morals, or something else?

You might say, “why does it really matter why girls like me? They like you so congratulations!” However, I’m not like it! I’m always suspicious of why people like me or if they are trying to manipulate me into something. You can easily show interest in someone and not like them. I always like to get to the root of why a person likes me.

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I couldn’t agree with you more Ben Stiller. If you base your feelings on just their looks, that friendship or relationship will be incredibly shallow, which is not what I want. So girls have always told me that I’m extremely handsome especially if I am in a suit and tie. If you’re not into tall, dark hair, muscular kind of guys…you probably wouldn’t like me but most girls like that. Even college girls have tried to flirt with me!

So I get a lot of looks but I kind of ignore them. Most INTJ’s in high-school are not even into dating. It’s honestly a waste of time when you think about it. I don’t want to have a girlfriend but I’m okay having a girl who’s a friend. This is a filter of mine that has served me quite well. I’m perfectly fine with being great friends with a lot girls, which I actually have more friends who are girls than guys. Guys are so immature at this age! Now this filtering will not work in college of course but before dating someone, I will need to be first friends with them!

So this brings me back to the point, am I just a guy that’s going to be like their “trophy boyfriend.” If so, I’m out of it! If it’s pure friendship, then I’ve got no problem with that and I will hang out with you as much as possible. It’s always those crazy insane girls that have a crush on me. I learned the hard way of what the difference between those girls and the good girl friends who I am interested in.

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A lot of girls also like my personality, which is where I get my unique sense of humor. It’s very unique compared to other guys who are just mere copies of each other. My slightly mysterious self is intriguing. Once I let someone in deeper into myself, this filters a few of them out – especially the girls that were just interested in my looks. However, more than not, girls especially love my personality the most! My confidence in my self is also a big attribute of myself that they like.

My high-morals and standards are also a thing that people have to deal with. If you have high-morals and standards, you will come to love and respect me more! If you don’t and just want to have sex with me, you’ll be dropped. This is another filtering mechanism – I am able to see what your intentions are. People always say for us INTJ’s (mostly) to lower our expectations and standards, but this helps me get a sense of who you are exactly. If you’re intimidated by this, then you probably aren’t a good person.

Basically, if you just like 1 part of me, you’ll be immediately removed. I analyze people to figure out why they like me! This is what I’ve used and I have been very successful. This is why I don’t have friend or relationship problems so I don’t have “heart breaking relationship” problems. My friends who are girls know exactly who I am and that probably makes them even more attracted to me.

So yeah, I’m kind proud of who I am you could say. I’m never act cocky around other guys but I do realize that I’m highly desirable because of my full self – my full package if you will. I’m very diverse and this gives me the controls when it comes to relationships and dating.

Other guys either hate me for who I am or they ask me for advice as to how I do it even if they are good-looking. It’s quite simple actually! Respect and be genuine is the most important! Humor always breaks the introvert girls to be more outgoing!

If you’re a female, look for a guy who’s respectful and genuine. Don’t deal with any guy who’s not that way! ¬†That will filter out the idiots/jerks to the genuine guys who will love you for who you are.

 

 

 

Gosh, Sex is getting really dangerous these days with new strains of syphilis and HIV’s

For an activity that is supposed to be for pleasure, it seems like it’s getting kind of dangerous…well, only for certain people who choose to have multiple “partners” with various people. Anybody know about Syphilis? It is getting incredibly popular (perhaps a wrong sort of wording) because people are having multiple sexual partners. Really you don’t have to worry about getting any of these diseases if you’re not having sexual intercourse with various people.

There’s a new strain of it that is even deadlier. I mean, strains of various diseases (even flu’s) are getting more and more high-tech of sorts if you think about it. This one that is breaking out around the country is one of those that will take away your sight.

So here’s the question. Would you rather have sex with multiple people or people that you probably don’t really know that well and most likely get some disease or just find that 1 person who’s the same as you in staying “pure?”

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Just think about¬†it! In this case, you have the choice to keep this disease from taking over you. In my opinion, I’d rather sexually “deprive myself” for a long time and find a person that is the same as me. OR…not have sex at all than to get some terrible disease. Some people make “fun” of virgins because they have chosen to wait till they know absolutely that they are going to marry someone but that is something I admire. People who have the commitment and the brains to know not to do this. Virginity can easily be lost but it can never be bought back. Plus, most descent people don’t want someone who’s already messed up in that “department.” Perhaps this might sound¬†harsh but I wouldn’t marry or have sex with anyone who’s shared that part of them with someone else. I wouldn’t want to risk it…plus there’s something that’s gross about the thought!

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So you’re like, there’s cures for these diseases so I’m good. Yes, there are but strains of these diseases are getting worse and worse and why even get it! Once you get it, you have to spend A LOT of money for the cure if it’s possible. Plus, you can still get infected by it again!

Honestly, even though I’m a very strong Conservative Christian I don’t really care if two or three people now get married of the same sex. Let me rephrase that, I wouldn’t vote for it or encourage it because I think it’s very abnormal (science proves that it is abnormal) but I’m not going to pick a fight with someone who is that way. So really, if it kills them or gives homosexuals a terrible disease, let it be! I don’t really care! Let them all die for I care from this disease. That is my message to conservatives! Don’t try to stop them…if they want to do that, let them do that! ¬†People fully know what could happen if they practice it. That’s why God condemns it because of the health problems. So yeah, go ahead and get a bunch of diseases that you will never recover from.

A lot to think about, right? Shouldn’t really be unless you’re absolutely sexually deprived or you have no brains. I’m think no brains, honestly. It’s an absolutely clear decision to me! Anything that could cause me to get some nasty disease, I’m out!

Am I saying that sex is wrong? Absolutely not! Here’s my wise advice: Pick wisely!

My poetic/lyrical first verse of how I came to being and to America:Part 1

I thought of instead of telling you my inspiring story in a normal way but that’s kind of boring. A lot more fun to do it in a poetic/rhyming kind of way. So here it is! Hope you enjoy it! It’s slightly different than the other poetic pieces of work that I’ve done.

I’m not just a rapper but an adapter,

helped my WiFi boost since I saw God at Sinai, my ally,

purify and produced me he did since Harry Potter said “Stupefy”,

my weapons were lo-fi,

awed he simply,

demystify myself so I will rather testify I am not an old wrapper that was used in the latter, 

a snapper turtle, a madder badger with a better bladder.

God, a facade, no a fraud Todd said(bit odd)

since he gave me an escape pod with cod (I applaud)

not saying I’m on the God squad (yet) but he helped me trod on.

Where are my manners, you should be aware and be fair,

was not born in manor.

I declare, no swear that I was an accident of an affair,

bastard son of a turd,

Claire had a flaire to herself  so Pierre took action since he had a passion for her,

sex with her to the max,

relax you say there was latex,

facts are there were cracks in the condemned condem,

I never stared at them for long since she said, ¬†“take care.”

You see, I was abandoned,  done, banned to darkness,

like Loch Ness  hardly seen, I was locked in an abandoned house

less than a mouse since mom was a monster but I’m a songster.

I cried for God, so unfair I compare, was not a son of a billionaire but with a shoddy daddy.

I then heard a blare, it was the police who found me with lice in my hair

my prayer was answered,

that basset hound that found me in the lair.

This is going to sound profound for I was bound to drown but I came around and it felt like I was crowned

 

 

 

The poetic/rhyming/lyrical genius brings you the prequel to “Somedays”

So last night, I couldn’t sleep… so I started writing a rhyme about “Somedays” but I realized that this poem (that I started) had enough content to be by itself and might I add, this might be one of the best things I’ve ever written. Most people know me by my humor in writing, humor in my comical skits for Facebook (Sorry, you have to be a premium follower for that :P) but I’m also known for being a¬†poetic/rhyming/lyrical genius – yes I can freestyle/rap because that’s how my brain works. My family, friends, and other people who I have shown this kind of writing of mine have loved it! I love wordplay and all of that stuff! Again, a very deep poem and I hope you all are inspired by it to keep going! If you don’t understand some of the “cleverness”, please tell me what you don’t understand!

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Some days I feel like I live in a terrain like Ukraine

that sends a rain of pain not peaceful like Maine

Yes, I have obtained a left brain

Please let me explain in this public domain

I need to leave on the express train in the fast lane

While I am still sane

or I will become insane like Dr. Crane

No one helps someone

who Is not like Lil Wayne, Michael Caine, Mark Twain, or Dwayne Johnson

So I need someone like Mary Jane to comfort me

from the Bane’s of the world

Once again, I am no rock so I need to complain

I need someone to help me with my campaign

so I can open champagne or I will resort to cocaine, which I should abstain from my vein

I am not a Great Dane but a small grain in the world.

The main strain or sprain of my soul won’t keep me from my reign

In other words, I will not be detained from getting the chow mein

from the panda express chain

I am pro life so I will maintain it by using butane

to spark my spirit, drain my enemies, and free my chains

Using a wain, I will get away from the acid rain

sucking on a candy cane while being ordained

to entertain people with my poetic rhymes and carry out humane acts and respect I will gain


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Definitely one of my hobbies and passion!

Hope you enjoyed that and I would love to know about your thoughts!

Steve

So you say you “love candy”…Nah, not as much as this guy!

Alright, C August, that’s me
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What no Timberland?
How much?
Just C August.
Here we go.
I love candyy’all.
I love candy,
I love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
I like it all. So come on and let a brother eat.

‘Cause it’s the 15th, and yeah I just got paid.
I’m working hard for my money to fulfill what I crave.
Not girls or cars or power and respect
But to have all the candy one could possibly collect.
In my backyard,
In a fort that I built.
It has three candy aisles and a freezer full of milk
Turned ice cream.
You know, mixed with oreos and some butterfinger bebes.
Woo, that sounds great.
Give me two, give me three, matter’fact give me four-
Gallons of the mess that make my belly hit the floor.
I’ll eat it. (rawr) until my teeth rot.
Just to see the center of that tootsie roll pop.

I love candy,
I love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweets.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.
I love candy,
I love candy
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.

I murder trans fats yet I have sans belly.
I spread jelly on my deli disappears like macavelli.
Bam! It’s gone and it’s just not funny.
I ate so much, I got a cramp in my tummy.
‘Cause I went swimmin’.
Nothin’ like a summer snack.
I’ll eat it under water just like a shark attack.
Or while I’m sunbathing.
Come on, I need a hand.
Okay I’ll come back from my fantasy land.
Back here to my house in candy land,
Where I’m the prince, the queen, and, you know, the king.
And I kick it with the sweet-tart necklace bling.
And top it off with a big ole ring.
Pop it in your mouth till the flavor dies.
When it all runs out,
You’ll see a grown man cry.
I used to beg,
But now I eat.
You know, I make my money just to buy my treats.

I love candy,
I love candy.
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy.
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.
I love candy,
I love candy.
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy.
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.

I finish my sandwich so I can have my pudding.
I swallow whole Reese cups, you ask “How could he?”
I tunnel the funnel cakes down the right pipe.
How could I be wrong if it tastes so right?
If you didn’t know, let me bring you the news:
I’m a skinny dude with a love for food.
If you don’t understand, this should give you a clue:
Chris is to kit-kats like women are to shoes.
“A smart healthy snack, ” what does that even mean?
Your diet is whack, mine’s like a real-life dream,
With a six-foot twix playing tag in the park.
And a sugar-daddy yellin’, “Son, be home before dark!”

So unwrap this rap, unsnap the snap.
I gotta make room for my two-o’clock snack!
Lions, tigers, gummy bears. Oh my!
My life is complete.
I’m so happy I could die.

I love candy,
I love candy.
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy.
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.
I love candy,
I love candy.
The taste, the taste
It makes me feel so grandy.
The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet.
There’s nothing like some candy to make a brother want to eat.

Reese’s cups. Sour-patch kids. Aww, yeah. Haribo gummy bears, anybody?
You know, that kind in the gold package. Name-brand, baby.
None of that cheap stuff. Only the best. Where’s my buncha crunch? Yeah…

That was a workout!

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What is the best and tastiest way to get 500 calories back? I’m really struggling…who knew this was harder than having the motivation to actually jog over 5 miles (not including my daily walking).

Oh please tell me what’s more romantic than taking your date out to Panda Express?

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As to conceal her identity (she wouldn’t want me to put a picture of her face anyway) I will just post a picture of what I had to eat on my date with her…I mean all of you girls would probably kill her to get to me …really to get to this amazing romantic meal I mean!

Okay, maybe I could’ve done a little better job of being romantic but we both love Asian/Chinese food. We prefer the informal setting more! I haven’t gone to Panda Express for a long time so when I had Beijing beef¬†(it’s super spicy but great) my mouth…more my tongue was on fire!

The small cups are like this size( which is huge) but I had to drink so much water to cool my mouth down!

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I actually shed a couple of tears, which she enjoyed since I am usually able to keep those tears in. “Aww…Stevie’s (don’t anyone else call me that!) getting all emotional.” Knowing that this would slightly annoy me ¬†she asked, “Am I as hot as the Beijing Beef?” As to which I quickly replied sipping more water, “Right now, you’re being as cold as this water. Not much sympathy I’m receiving here.” To which she replied, “Well, right now you need the cold water to survive…just like you need me to get more water for you.” She then quickly walked up to the water foundation and got me more water. Yeah maybe INTJ girls on the outside can appear to be hard but in the end, they do have heart! I would’ve done the same thing for her…except I wouldn’t have made any comments!

So yeah, it was a typical date that two INTJ’s have, filled with over-the-top emotions, small talk, on our social media/phones, and gossiping about other people…Oh wait, that’s not how we do it! Funny/sarcastic comments with deep questions occupied our date! Oh, but the meal was the best¬†….I meant second best part of the date!

How is/was your Valentine’s Day?

Would you like it if your date took you out to Panda Express?

Steve

Romancing with an INTJ:Part 1 (The Ring Shouldn’t Rule your Heart):Valentine’s Day Edition

Happy Day after Valentines to you all! I hope you all had an amazing…perhaps romantic evening with your boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. I don’t know, but maybe some guy proposed to you or you (a guy) proposed to a girl. All I can say is that it’s not very original and it doesn’t have that surprise feeling to it. No fun there!

Let me quickly get to my main topic of this post before I go on rambling about what days guys should propose to their girlfriends. Here’s the thing, The ring shouldn’t decide whether the girl says, “Yes” or “No.” You see a lot of girls showing off their ring that was used to propose like it’s something that they treasure. I get that getting something gorgeous and worth that much might mean a lot! I’m not saying that the guy should give her something bad for goodness sake! How much does a ring cost these days??? I don’t know but it doesn’t really matter! A couple thousand dollars is still not worth more than a good heart.

Guys always get nervous when they propose and start to doubt that they gave her “The right ring.” You wouldn’t have this feeling if you think the girl truly loves you! I think if a girl or guy truly loves someone, they will accept you no matter what! I can tell you one thing, I’m not going to be super nervous when I propose to someone because of how I set up my friendships and relationships. I set them up to have success. If you will, when we get to that point, we will be so madly in real love (not just because of sexual reasons) that we’ll practically act like we’re married…except we won’t be having sex. Then she’ll be like, “You think we should be married so we can have kids?” I’ll be like, “Might as well. Do I have to really get on my old knees and propose to you? You already know that I love you and my actions prove that.” Your actions not your words are the key to a successful relationship!

Probably won’t exactly go like that but you get my gist…I’m sure. The ring should only be a symbol of part of your love for the other person. It’s showing your commitment to each other. For example, after that young love runs out and you begin to fight and chase each other with knives, you’ll see each other’s rings and realize how much you were committed to each other at the beginning of your relationship. How lovely you say, eh? Of course, if you’re not really committed to each other…won’t be pretty!

Like the ring in Lord of The Rings, it took possession of the person because it was their only desire. If you desire only possessions, status, or looks that the other person has, then your marriage will fail later on. If it does rule your heart, it will corrupt you!

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Instead of loving the person, you’ll only love what the person has. You won’t be able to stop thinking about those possessions! This is another form of manipulation… using your possessions as a way to find someone or worse, only marrying a person because of who they are. No wonder why so many celebrities divorce their spouse!

You will spend most of your time with “The Ring” (A.K.A. possessions) that you won’t be paying attention to the person. I mean, poor guy right here. You will never be able to control your possessions for eternity!

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This could be part of the reason why so many marriages fails. Those things could easily be gone the next day. It’s sad that sometimes I’m the only one who truly knows what real love is made up of. ¬†¬†What is love according to a person with my personality you might ask? In fact, I would say that people with my personality take the meaning of “love” to a whole new dimension. Could be why it’s hard for us to find someone who we think actually loves us for who we are.

The definition of love according to me is when you “protect, inspire, encourage, care, and respect” someone. If you don’t have all of these characteristics, then you’re relationship or marriage needs a fixin’. If you don’t value any of those characteristics of love, you will never be able to friend or have any kind of relationship with an INTJ. It takes work to make any relationship work but it takes both sides to work with someone like me. It’s worth it for any relationship though. If you want people to later on ask, “How long have you been married?” You say, “50 years!” They are like “Wow. How were you able to be married for so long?” It’s quite simple – ¬†They understand the meaning of true love. I have great respect for people like that. They’ve worked through their differences and truly embrace what real love is all about not just in the good times, but also the bad times.

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Love is a fantasy for many people only because they don’t understand it! I just gave the perfect characteristics as to what love is! It’s not like no one knows what love is all about. You know, I know a pretty handsome bachelor who’s funny, intelligent, musical, great at sports..oh, what am I doing? I’m falling in that trap. No, the best thing about me The Bachelor¬†is that when I love someone, I “protect,¬† inspire, encourage, care, and respect” them.


 

*phone ringing from my girlfriend* “Umm, remember I’m your girlfriend. I am those things with you as well.” Well, folks! Looks like I’m taken by a person who truly loves me and I love her, so you’ll have to find some other guy!

Hopefully this post was lovely and mushy enough for you on the Day after Valentines!

Steve

 

Help End the Violence!!!!!!!!:Humor…I repeat just humor

This post isn’t necessarily supposed to be making fun of vegetarians because I think eating vegetables and all is great… *says under my breath* more meat for me then! However, I don’t think it’s healthy or good to eat just vegetables. ¬†There are better and tastier ways for getting your protein. Why treat your taste buds so badly?

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The main point that I’m trying to make (using my humor) is that there is violence toward vegetables. Just think about it! Zucchini’s are squashed. Peas are split! We string celery off! We pop corn. Potatoes are mashed! The only vegetable that can protect itself are onions…because when you try to cut them, *swipes tear off face* you start to cry! If you didn’t get that humor, I don’t know about you!

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Steve

Well, this is awkward…but it is true!

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*sniff sniff* *blows nose quite loudly* (Note: Luckily I’m talking to you on the internet so you couldn’t hear me)¬†How do I begin? I’m close to 4 months now doing this blog and I’m loving it! It seems like I’m getting a lot of support from you guys! Keep on with those likes and comments! I love interaction and I encourage it!

Go ahead and say it my lovely minions… you’re starting to have those feelings *stutters that that* my blog is amazing!

…and you’re like:

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First post that is, right!

Steve

I’m set for when I’m not with my parents cooking or not on a meal-plan

 

 

 

 

You don’t want to be eating unhealthy food every day when you’re not on a meal plan in college or your mommy mother isn’t cooking for you. You can’t just combine a whole bunch of foods and call it, “Great!”

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For 1. I don’t even like spaghetti (read my “about page” please). 2. Does he really have to add sugar (maple syrup and candy) to it as well! I wouldn’t call this comedy/humor. This is what I imagine Hell being like for me – jumping in my seat up and down because I’m forced to eat this pig slop gross food for eternity. Another reason why I’m not an actor or I might have to do things like this!

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So you’re like, how much talent does it take to make a really good salad? It takes a lot of energy to make a salad like this so perfect! Perfect slices (not too big or small) for the cucumbers. Just enough salad dressing ¬† ¬†(whether ranch or Caesar dressing). Not too many croutons so others don’t get too annoyed and look at you with disgust by the very annoying CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP! The lettuce can’t be bitter or…people will be bitter about it, duh! ¬†Not too much cheese or it will be too cheesy…yeah, that’s a pretty cheesy statement there as well. Anyway, I take great pride in my salads. I take pride in a lot of things that I cook (remind you that I’m an 18 year-old guy). How many guys my age can actually cook?

I have a very famous chicken noodle soup that I make as well! I make some of the best sandwiches that rival Subway as well. I know perfectly well how to cook a nice juicy steak! I know how to grill as well! There’s other things as well…it’s not cooking is that hard anyway! Read the instructions and you’ll be fine! Practice, practice, practice! One of my most famous lines that I always say to people is “watch and learn.” I use that idea to learn many things or when someone says to me ignorantly, “How do you do that” pointing at whatever I may be doing. “Watch and learn!”

Steve

 

…and the pretty boy opened his mouth and lost his chance!

So the other day I was visiting a college and competing in a scholarship competition (more on that later) but when there was a break at lunch time, I got to eat for FREE at the cafeteria and I heard some interesting conversations. I’m not the type who eaves-drops over other people’s conversations but when you’re so close and they are talking about something interesting, It would be weird to cover my ears.

So I guess there was this girl who was talking to her friends about some guy and I quote, “I just saw a like the most handsome guy ever. His smile is so oh, umm, like amazing! He looks so sweet! I was just about to make a move on him but guess what?” The other two girls shake their head. “He said something incredibly stupid. Ugh…I had high hopes for him but he failed me.” Lol! Hehehe!

I wonder if she had the guts to say this to his face??? I wonder if he would’ve said yes?

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And honestly I’m like this! I mean really! He had an opportunity…why do some of the “best looking guys” have to be such idiots…waste of looks if you ask me!

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I guess this is what college is really all about! Guys trying to look the best but most of them are really idiots! For girls if they are smart, it’s all about waiting for a guy to say something to see if he’s a moron! Should be a lot of fun in college!! Looking forward to all of the drama 24/7. I’ll use my psychology to help the college social scene improve! I’ve already got plenty of ideas and who knows, I can maybe manipulate people to vote me for Student Body President…JUST THINK Of THE POWER!!! Muahahaha!

Steve

January Favorites of my blog and other things in life!

As always, I like to give you the link to my top posts of January. I can’t believe it’s always February! Crazy, eh?

Anyway, here are the top posts of January if you’re a new follower or you just missed my post! Tsk, Tsk!

Top posts were:

When I look into the mirror

The Ant and the Farmer:Lessons from a 13 year-old child

New Year’s Eve and Day Drinking, food, games, sick, and football

My high standards for girls back in 3rd grade

 


 

Some of the great songs that I’ve added to my playlist are:

Tut Tut Child- Dance to it (Dubstep)

Tut Tut Child- Hot Pursuit  Kind of a weird name for an artist but whatever!

Atlas-Coldplay I know, kind of late but I love how it just builds up!

Irresestible-Fall Out Boy Really the only good song on the album

Derek Minor- Stranger (rap/hip-hop)

Derek Minor- Empire

Tobymac- Beyond Me


 

I saw The Maze Runner and I gotta say, I thought it was way better than The Hunger Games. I know, I’m horrible!

I also saw The Dawn of the Planet of Apes and I thought it was very well-done done! One of my favorite movies that came out in 2014. I love those kinds of movies! It wasn’t quite as good as the first one, which was so amazing!


 

I am now officially into the second semester and it’s very important that I get all A’s once again. Most people don’t show their grades but I’m proud of them. I spent so much time studying and doing extra assignments this year so I could definitely pass and I’m happy to say that I did amazing!

Honors English British Literature – 103%. ¬†Last school year, I had three honors classes and it was so much work!! Ugh…but I passed it! I liked this class way more than the American Literature class.

Psychology- 103% Obviously, if I want to go into Psychology (Cognitive Science most specifically) I need to do well in this class and I did. Learned some things that I hadn’t before, which was cool!

Pre-Calculas/Trigonometry- 101%. This class was pretty easy…couple of new things that took a while to learn but I managed!

Forensic Science- 99% I know, kind of a downer when you see all of those great grades above, right? ūüėõ This was definitely a harder class (The teacher didn’t do the best might I add) but it was a lot of interesting things to learn about!

Physics-98% Hardest class of the school year! Not the kind of science that I love! I don’t mind math but it gets to be a little too much and it feels like I’m taking another math class, which is quite boring! The only reason that I escaped is that the teacher gave multiple chances to do extra work! Okay, maybe not just because of that but my grade would have definitely not been as good!

Spanish 2- 97% It’s interesting to learn another language although who really needs it when there are so many apps that can tell you what the other person is saying (just hold your phone up to the person) …but still, it is interesting! The teacher is absolutely horrible because she thinks she’s good at teaching but she isn’t…

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My aunt and uncle surprised me with a doughnut…my favorite, a Snickers¬†doughnut. Who would have thought that you could combine dough with Snickers and magically¬†get a Snickers doughnut. That’s real power! But like with anything, “Power comes responsibility” and this much responsibility of only eating one big doughnut¬†is a must since it is so rich!

Steve

 

Why people with an INTJ hate the culture!

“Don’t just follow the crowd but think for yourself so you can be yourself while being passionate and committed at what you do and believe.” – Steve (that would be me)

In today’s world, following the crowd means that you go for the most popular thing to do, which quickly loses its luster when someone comes up with something more exciting else to follow. *nudging all people with an ESFP personality*

After studying the INTJ personality and people who have this personality like me, I’ve realized this belief is at our very core, which is why we are filled with repugnance (disgust) for people who follow the crowd and don’t think…causing us if we’re honest with the world to hate the culture since it is “the root” of why people are trapped with this idiotic mentality.

America’s culture is the worst of all thinking that whatever they believe is correct. Whatever you hear, don’t trust it right away! Think carefully if it makes sense and look it up! I don’t care about the media of America. They say that Russia, China, North Korea, and other Communist countries are the only countries that only give their citizens what they (government) what them to hear but I’ve found out that the United States is sort of the same way. If I watch the news, then I always watch BBC’s News programs since they seem to discuss all of the events…plus, I just like hearing their accents. ūüėõ

Anyway, everything you hear or see should be questioned. Don’t just accept it! According to the 16personalities and I totally agree with this, it says that “At times it will seem that INTJs are bent on deconstructing and rebuilding every idea and system they come into contact with.” This is very true! Many people just except ideas but an INTJ will test that idea many times over and over. Even when that idea has been proven true by them, they will come back to it at a later time and test it again. You ever wonder why people with my personality don’t have a problem with discussing those controversial topics? We are constantly testing them and talking to others and we use and test the information that we receive from those people.

Anyone who says something, needs to stand up for what they believe…if they can’t, then they shouldn’t talk to someone as strong I am in my opinions. Yes, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about the meaningless things of life (it doesn’t take me long to realize those things) so I think about all of those other deep subjects. “Anyone who doesn’t have the talent to keep up with INTJs’ processes, or worse yet, doesn’t see the point of them, is likely to immediately and permanently lose their respect.” This is very true as well!

Rules, limitations and traditions are anathema to the INTJ personality type – everything should be open to questioning and reevaluation, and if they see a way, INTJs will often act unilaterally to enact their technically superior, sometimes insensitive, and almost always unorthodox methods and ideas.

– 16Personalities.com

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People just like to accept what they want to hear (this is called the Misinformation Effect) ¬†or they just accept it so they can move on with their life not thinking about the consequences of what those amazing answers could show. People with my personality don’t necessarily need you to actually believe what we do, just think about it and look at all of the angles. If you do this, you will have a huge amount of respect!

If you’re interested in a topic in which INTJ’s think a lot and think other people just go with the flow and don’t think Go Here: As a Concerned American Citizen

More information on the Misinformation Effect and how you won’t be vulnerable to it at this very interesting website¬†Current Issues and Advances in Misinformation Research.

Steve

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love to an INTJ is Really Special in that it Hates to Disappoint What it Loves

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Picture from¬†emspeaks.wordpress.com¬†(BTW) she’s a great writer! Love her writings about personalities)

For most INTJ’s, finding our “love” is a very¬† calculated approach at the beginning, which is like how we (INTJ) approach everything. We think about something but when we start to love something or feel passionate about something, we would pretty much do anything to get that idea or do anything for that person… you could say that this is when we start to show our “human side.” However, there is a problem with this and I’ve seen it so many times. When we find this person, this person is so amazing and perfect that we start to doubt ourselves. Am I good enough for this perfect person? Yes, even a person with this personality can doubt themselves because we love that person so much that we realize we aren’t good enough for them. There’s someone else better for them. You would think that since we are desiring someone amazing because for most of the part, we are probably the most confidence personality, we would feel good enough for anybody. However, like everyone, no matter what the personality would be, we still doubt ourselves because we want the best for that person. In a sense, if you are a true INTJ, you want the best for other people (especially if you love and respect them). You desperately want other people to succeed in life.

Most INTJ’s won’t just drop it without telling their girlfriend or boyfriend why they are breaking up with them. They will tell you exactly how they feel. I was reading a forum on a personality discussion that all of these INTJ’s were talking to each other (Some of you might say this is weird but this is something that so many of us do) and there was this INFJ person who wrote about a letter that her boyfriend(INTJ) sent her and I thought this would be exactly the kind of letter that I would write. This explains an INTJ at their very roots.

“I can‚Äôt know if it is the right decision or the wrong decision. I just feel that with time it will eventually come to this same conclusion. For me, the decision is about whether or not it‚Äôs right to waste anymore of your time if I can‚Äôt see us together forever. The truth is I don‚Äôt know why my mind is clouded and why I can‚Äôt commit to the idea of the two of us happy forever. Maybe I‚Äôm just selfish even beyond my own control. I know that the part of our separation I dreaded the most was causing you pain.”

Do people with this personality have feelings? Absolutely!!!!

Steve

 

What I ate: Super Bowl Edition

So I live in the United States and I am a HUGE sports fan so the Super Bowl is always a fun time even when my team isn’t in the Super Bowl. For you guys who aren’t in the United States, my feeling of excitement is at the same excitement with you Soccer fans in South America or wherever you live. My top two teams in the NFL are Seahawks and Green Bay. Of course, Green Bay was beat my the Seahawks in the NFC Championship so it was the Seahawks against New England and they lost in the worst way – Why didn’t they run!

Even though the loss just killed me, the food was awesome!!! Very typical football kind of food and drinks.

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Coca-cola fan here so I had to have two bottles of that drink.

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Costco pizza’s are THE BEST!

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We also had chili!

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We also had hot dogs, which we could have as a chili dog.

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We made an attempt at putting a couple of various vegetables on a plate to make us feel better!

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I was totally a sucker for this honey barbecue chicken wings and legs. Yum!!!

What did you have for your Super Bowl party if you had any at all?

Steve

Anybody?

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Anybody want to share this with me? Anybody? No takers I guess! The offer is going…going…gone to me. I knew no one would really like to eat a heavenly and delectable dessert that combines Oreos with ice cream. People just don’t seem to like the unhealthy desserts of this age!

Don’t blame me for not being nice and offering it to everyone! I get it, It’s not me that you don’t like, it’s the dessert. Everybody has fallen in love with Reese’s…People have even named their kid Reese but I’m going to be defiant and name my kid Oreo.

Steve

Learning about INTJ personalities:Part 2

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Here are some of the questions and answers that I picked on my most recent test. Now, I’m not saying that all people with my personality will pick the exact same answer but it is usually pretty close with what I have seen.

Most agree is 1 to most disagree is 7. I know… kind of weird numbers to use but it is what it is!

You find it easy to introduce yourself to people?

6 Definitely! I’ve built up so many filters because people who I trusted in the past that I thought were good, didn’t turn out to be. So as you can imagine, it does take me a while to not only introduce myself but have a conversation. First I observe how they interact with other people.

You often get so lost in thoughts that you ignore or forget your surroundings?

3 I did say I’m a thinker. I am constantly thinking so I do sometimes choose to ignore or don’t pay attention to what is happening around me. Although, I am now able to think and at least what it is happening around me.

Emotional movies can easily make you sad

5 Most of those movies do not make me easily sad. Most of those “sad or drama” kind of movies seem fake to me compared to what my life or other lives that I know went through. If anything, with those movies that are based on true events (say World War movies) just make me mad that people could do those things to other people.

You like to leave matters undecided for as long as possible as there may be better options down the road

7 This is something that I strongly disagree with. I never leave matters undecided. I am always a person who constantly thinks about something so I can come to a logical solution and move on to the next problem. I am never one to linger.If a better option comes down the road, then my solution will usually bear that in mind so I will be able to improvise on my plan. You could say that this is why I’m way more mature than a lot of people my age because I’ve discovered the solutions to many problems.

You do not mind being at the center of attention?

7. Even when I’m with my friends and all extroverted, I will not be the center of attention. I will always try to put the attention on someone else. Never try to continue to make a person with my personality do something they definitely don’t want to do. By the 5th time of you asking them to do something, they will 1. Probably have strong resentment toward you. 2. Definitely won’t want to do it. So it’s best to just drop it! I also do way better with a person one-on-one.

You find it difficult to start talking when you do not yet know how exactly you will present your idea?

2 I find this to be very true.¬†I never open my mouth unless I’ve thought about something so much. I would have to come up with something so concrete and true/logical that when I open my mouth, I am telling the truth and only giving wisdom. It definitely helps to be a very deep thinker.

You are often envious of others?

6 No way am I envious of others. I don’t really care what other people have or are. I don’t really care to be like another person. I am a person who prides himself on being unique. The best thing about me is that I am not you but me!

An interesting book or a video game is often better than a social event

1 By Far! Notice a 1 on this answer. Anything that concerns a big social event, I will try to stay as far as possible. I don’t mind being with a couple of my friends playing a game or whatever but social events are. *sticks finger in mouth* Yeah, part of it is because I analyze people and with so many people, it gets kind of tiring, which is why when I get home, I’m usually exhausted and to think that my mom (ESTP) the exact opposite wants to do some more social activities. Yeah, we clash a lot!

Being able to develop a plan and stick to it is the most important part of every project

1 If you can’t stick to something, don’t even bother starting it. I am a very committed person in everything in life including friendships. If you can’t put in the effort, then I don’t even want to bother with you because I always put in all of my effort.

It is a challenge for you to look at criticism objectively

6 I will take any criticism that I receive, even when it’s harshly said as long as it is logical. In fact, any logical criticism that I receive is probably something that I already know about myself and am trying to work on.

If the room is full, you stay closer to the walls, avoiding the center

1 I am always at the sides of the walls talking to my friends who I am comfortable being around. In fact, if my parents want me to go somewhere, I always ask them if [insert name] is going so I can talk to them. I then quickly get to them and have meaningful and funny conversations and sometimes, we watch other people and discuss how they (the partiers) can do some of the most stupid things and then laugh about it.

Is justice more important than mercy?

This one was so hard for me because I think justice is so important and yet I believe in foreignness and I have forgiven people many times for their faults in yet if another person kills, abuses, or rapes (sexual abuses)¬†another person – I will go with justice every single time. Things like that should not be allowed PERIOD If you let a person go, then they will do the same thing again and again until you kill¬† “stop their beating heart” is probably a nicer way of saying it and yes, I believe in Capital Punishment for major crimes. So this is a 3 on most agree. Anything else happens, I will definitely show mercy.

What are your thoughts? What’s your personality? What would you have answered on those questions? If you don’t know, this test is one of the best.¬†http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

Steve

 

Learning about INTJ personalities:Part 1

You ever take those personalities tests? Well, I’ve taken many of those tests and I’ve come up with an INTJ personality pretty much every single time these last couple of years. Sometimes the percentage of the I, N, T, J changes- the changes can be different each day depending on what your “feelings”…yes, I am using that word even though I don’t have a “F” in my personality. I do still having feelings but my thinking is usually dominant over it.

Anyway, the last time I took the test my introvert was at a percentage of 61% to be exact. Now, this number might be seem high and it is but if I’m with someone that I’m comfortable with being around, that will change greatly and I will act like any other extrovert…maybe even more. The INTJ personality is known as the most extroverted type of introverts because it’s all about trust and respect. If I trust or respect you, then I’ll immediately change my attitude.

Even though I’m incredibly observant (which is the S in the personality) I’m always labeled as N. N is¬† Intuitive. I am only at 16% though.

Thinking is at 31%. In my case and with many other people with my personality, you will find a common thread most of the time. A person with my personality in the past might and probably was more of a F, but then something happened in their life that caused them to not trust their feelings – whether there was a heartbreak…basically their feelings led them astray and hurt them. We don’t like to become vulnerable to our feelings (even though we will always have them) but we use our thinking ability as a tool to see if say, a person really loves us. If they don’t, then we don’t deal with them because we do not want to go through that pain again. I can’t tell you how many times before my personality really morphed in the personality that I have now that my feelings misguided me into thinking that people who said that they loved me really didn’t. ¬†The “T” in our personality is very unique because it is different than other “T” personalities I know. They don’t come up with the conclusion to use their thinking ability over feelings because of that reason.

Judging is at 28%. My kind of judging is quite different than the judging you would think. It’s more like over analyzing a person and see what I can tell about them. I never judge a person unless I see all of the facts. Also, judging also means that I am quite decisive and I am not the kind of person to break rules if I find those rules to be logical and put in place to help people.

There’s always two types of the same personality whether it’s assertive or turbulent. I am 39% assertive and this means that I am generally calm, relaxed, and emotionally stable. I used to be a lot more turbulent when I was younger but I learned to control myself and any good INTJ will NEED… no MUST control themselves. I always like to say that there is nothing worse than a turbulent INTJ. Like I said before, you don’t just become this personality when you are born (although I do believe there is some genetics that are involved) but you mostly become this personality because of past experiences…bad experiences like I said before. INTJ’s are known as not very emotional people but they are if they admit it. Our emotions seem to be amplified ¬†with the big hurts of life. So you have to realize, an INTJ person usually has a lot of pain and hate, which makes them so dangerous in some ways with people who made them angry.

Steve

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