Apparently, Google thinks I’m lonely so I need to try Asian dating…Thanks or not!: Online Dating part 1
So it’s pretty confusing when you see ads come up on your computer on Youtube and other websites. Not pop-up ads…thank goodness not for those. Now I always get those Netflix or Hulu ads…you know because Google wants me to binge on tv shows and movies just to keep me on my computer and sit on my couch *Sigh* Sounds so pleasant right now! 🙂
So I did! I do watch a little bit of tv shows on my computer and all so I’m not out in the world a lot of the time. I must listen to Google because Google knows all – I mean it knows what I look at on my computer and everything I do…kind of creepy.
However, a new crisis has arisen and I feel like Google is sending me a new message. Now they are wanting me to try online dating with first sending me a message like this. An ad on Youtube like this – crazy, right? I’m bobbing my head around with my eyes closed and then open it up and on the side, there’s this:
Well… *gulp* Now that I am thinking about it. It is kind of boring watching tv shows on my computer without anyone around me. I have a firm belief that I will never do online dating but Google is saying it, so it must really know how I am feeling. I’m sure they can see my long sighs through my cam.
Perfect match seems pretty good…I mean since it shows a picture of someone so “beautiful” on the ad, I’m sure there’s plenty of people on this website that look so glamorous, right? Everyone who’s the best is probably already taken though!
I guess Google knew what I was thinking because it gave me another ad on the side of the next song that was playing on Youtube.
Yes, Google has spoken or whatever! I’m meant to date Asian girls. I have a couple of Asian friends but we don’t have a lot in common. They are good but this website hopefully will help me reach out to these amazing people, right? Although, now that I’m thinking about it…why Asian Google? My uncle had a must for his future wife to be Asian but he got a Scandinavian wife instead! I mean, you can’t always get what you want. Did you know that Asians are the only race to have true black hair?
What am I doing now? Ugh…I realize that Google is leading me astray. Clouded my judgement because I always do what Google suggests for me to do. I already have a girlfriend.
I can imagine that my girlfriend would be quite painfully hurt and jealous since we’ve been great friends and all but she wouldn’t be like this like so many other girls.
No, she would think that I turned into some weird monster that wants to take up some social experiment.
“Well, I like being weird,” I would say. She would say, “No, you like being unique. There’s a difference. The definition of unique is ‘being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else.” There are plenty of weird people in the world.”
“Well, I like a little bit of weirdness then!” Note: Actually I do like forensics so this would be quite exciting for me! Ugh…for many of you this might make me sound even weirder. Don’t you ever want to know how a person died? Nevermind, Nevermind…forget it! I’m a lost cause.
Main point: Google is trying to ruin my life when I have someone in my life that is my best friend and also keeps me in check of my “weirdness” as she would say. Google is not only interfering with my privacy online but also with my personal life. She’s my psychologist as well! I only have her for a couple more months before we go our separate ways so I hope her treatment will help me before I get to college and girls start getting interested in me. I don’t want to be like the fellow who was “most handsome guy ever” and then open my mouth and say something dumb like this fellow. The dumb boy.
Now that I’m thinking about it, she’s been my psychologist for around 2 years and I haven’t got better. Well, in any case… she might be a terrible psychologist but she is doing it for free. What can I expect?
Dating online Asian girls<dating the most beautiful, wonderful, and funniest young woman ever! I’ll take it!
Note: I really am not that weird. You guys know that, right?
Please don’t let my girlfriend see this post! Please don’t see this! She better not comment on this post!
For an activity that is supposed to be for pleasure, it seems like it’s getting kind of dangerous…well, only for certain people who choose to have multiple “partners” with various people. Anybody know about Syphilis? It is getting incredibly popular (perhaps a wrong sort of wording) because people are having multiple sexual partners. Really you don’t have to worry about getting any of these diseases if you’re not having sexual intercourse with various people.
There’s a new strain of it that is even deadlier. I mean, strains of various diseases (even flu’s) are getting more and more high-tech of sorts if you think about it. This one that is breaking out around the country is one of those that will take away your sight.
So here’s the question. Would you rather have sex with multiple people or people that you probably don’t really know that well and most likely get some disease or just find that 1 person who’s the same as you in staying “pure?”
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Just think about it! In this case, you have the choice to keep this disease from taking over you. In my opinion, I’d rather sexually “deprive myself” for a long time and find a person that is the same as me. OR…not have sex at all than to get some terrible disease. Some people make “fun” of virgins because they have chosen to wait till they know absolutely that they are going to marry someone but that is something I admire. People who have the commitment and the brains to know not to do this. Virginity can easily be lost but it can never be bought back. Plus, most descent people don’t want someone who’s already messed up in that “department.” Perhaps this might sound harsh but I wouldn’t marry or have sex with anyone who’s shared that part of them with someone else. I wouldn’t want to risk it…plus there’s something that’s gross about the thought!
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So you’re like, there’s cures for these diseases so I’m good. Yes, there are but strains of these diseases are getting worse and worse and why even get it! Once you get it, you have to spend A LOT of money for the cure if it’s possible. Plus, you can still get infected by it again!
Honestly, even though I’m a very strong Conservative Christian I don’t really care if two or three people now get married of the same sex. Let me rephrase that, I wouldn’t vote for it or encourage it because I think it’s very abnormal (science proves that it is abnormal) but I’m not going to pick a fight with someone who is that way. So really, if it kills them or gives homosexuals a terrible disease, let it be! I don’t really care! Let them all die for I care from this disease. That is my message to conservatives! Don’t try to stop them…if they want to do that, let them do that! People fully know what could happen if they practice it. That’s why God condemns it because of the health problems. So yeah, go ahead and get a bunch of diseases that you will never recover from.
A lot to think about, right? Shouldn’t really be unless you’re absolutely sexually deprived or you have no brains. I’m think no brains, honestly. It’s an absolutely clear decision to me! Anything that could cause me to get some nasty disease, I’m out!
Am I saying that sex is wrong? Absolutely not! Here’s my wise advice: Pick wisely!
So last night, I couldn’t sleep… so I started writing a rhyme about “Somedays” but I realized that this poem (that I started) had enough content to be by itself and might I add, this might be one of the best things I’ve ever written. Most people know me by my humor in writing, humor in my comical skits for Facebook (Sorry, you have to be a premium follower for that :P) but I’m also known for being a poetic/rhyming/lyrical genius – yes I can freestyle/rap because that’s how my brain works. My family, friends, and other people who I have shown this kind of writing of mine have loved it! I love wordplay and all of that stuff! Again, a very deep poem and I hope you all are inspired by it to keep going! If you don’t understand some of the “cleverness”, please tell me what you don’t understand!
The Prequel to “Somedays”
Some days I feel like I live in a terrain like Ukraine
that sends a rain of pain not peaceful like Maine
Yes, I have obtained a left brain
Please let me explain in this public domain
I need to leave on the express train in the fast lane
While I am still sane
or I will become insane like Dr. Crane
No one helps someone
who Is not like Lil Wayne, Michael Caine, Mark Twain, or Dwayne Johnson
So I need someone like Mary Jane to comfort me
from the Bane’s of the world
Once again, I am no rock so I need to complain
I need someone to help me with my campaign
so I can open champagne or I will resort to cocaine, which I should abstain from my vein
I am not a Great Dane but a small grain in the world.
The main strain or sprain of my soul won’t keep me from my reign
In other words, I will not be detained from getting the chow mein
from the panda express chain
I am pro life so I will maintain it by using butane
to spark my spirit, drain my enemies, and free my chains
Using a wain, I will get away from the acid rain
sucking on a candy cane while being ordained
to entertain people with my poetic rhymes and carry out humane acts and respect I will gain
Definitely one of my hobbies and passion!
Hope you enjoyed that and I would love to know about your thoughts!
Happy Day after Valentines to you all! I hope you all had an amazing…perhaps romantic evening with your boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. I don’t know, but maybe some guy proposed to you or you (a guy) proposed to a girl. All I can say is that it’s not very original and it doesn’t have that surprise feeling to it. No fun there!
Let me quickly get to my main topic of this post before I go on rambling about what days guys should propose to their girlfriends. Here’s the thing, The ring shouldn’t decide whether the girl says, “Yes” or “No.” You see a lot of girls showing off their ring that was used to propose like it’s something that they treasure. I get that getting something gorgeous and worth that much might mean a lot! I’m not saying that the guy should give her something bad for goodness sake! How much does a ring cost these days??? I don’t know but it doesn’t really matter! A couple thousand dollars is still not worth more than a good heart.
Guys always get nervous when they propose and start to doubt that they gave her “The right ring.” You wouldn’t have this feeling if you think the girl truly loves you! I think if a girl or guy truly loves someone, they will accept you no matter what! I can tell you one thing, I’m not going to be super nervous when I propose to someone because of how I set up my friendships and relationships. I set them up to have success. If you will, when we get to that point, we will be so madly in real love (not just because of sexual reasons) that we’ll practically act like we’re married…except we won’t be having sex. Then she’ll be like, “You think we should be married so we can have kids?” I’ll be like, “Might as well. Do I have to really get on my old knees and propose to you? You already know that I love you and my actions prove that.” Your actions not your words are the key to a successful relationship!
Probably won’t exactly go like that but you get my gist…I’m sure. The ring should only be a symbol of part of your love for the other person. It’s showing your commitment to each other. For example, after that young love runs out and you begin to fight and chase each other with knives, you’ll see each other’s rings and realize how much you were committed to each other at the beginning of your relationship. How lovely you say, eh? Of course, if you’re not really committed to each other…won’t be pretty!
Like the ring in Lord of The Rings, it took possession of the person because it was their only desire. If you desire only possessions, status, or looks that the other person has, then your marriage will fail later on. If it does rule your heart, it will corrupt you!
Instead of loving the person, you’ll only love what the person has. You won’t be able to stop thinking about those possessions! This is another form of manipulation… using your possessions as a way to find someone or worse, only marrying a person because of who they are. No wonder why so many celebrities divorce their spouse!
You will spend most of your time with “The Ring” (A.K.A. possessions) that you won’t be paying attention to the person. I mean, poor guy right here. You will never be able to control your possessions for eternity!
This could be part of the reason why so many marriages fails. Those things could easily be gone the next day. It’s sad that sometimes I’m the only one who truly knows what real love is made up of. What is love according to a person with my personality you might ask? In fact, I would say that people with my personality take the meaning of “love” to a whole new dimension. Could be why it’s hard for us to find someone who we think actually loves us for who we are.
The definition of love according to me is when you “protect, inspire, encourage, care, and respect” someone. If you don’t have all of these characteristics, then you’re relationship or marriage needs a fixin’. If you don’t value any of those characteristics of love, you will never be able to friend or have any kind of relationship with an INTJ. It takes work to make any relationship work but it takes both sides to work with someone like me. It’s worth it for any relationship though. If you want people to later on ask, “How long have you been married?” You say, “50 years!” They are like “Wow. How were you able to be married for so long?” It’s quite simple – They understand the meaning of true love. I have great respect for people like that. They’ve worked through their differences and truly embrace what real love is all about not just in the good times, but also the bad times.
Love is a fantasy for many people only because they don’t understand it! I just gave the perfect characteristics as to what love is! It’s not like no one knows what love is all about. You know, I know a pretty handsome bachelor who’s funny, intelligent, musical, great at sports..oh, what am I doing? I’m falling in that trap. No, the best thing about me
The Bachelor is that when I love someone, I “protect, inspire, encourage, care, and respect” them.
*phone ringing from my girlfriend* “Umm, remember I’m your girlfriend. I am those things with you as well.” Well, folks! Looks like I’m taken by a person who truly loves me and I love her, so you’ll have to find some other guy!
Hopefully this post was lovely and mushy enough for you on the Day after Valentines!
This post isn’t necessarily supposed to be making fun of vegetarians because I think eating vegetables and all is great… *says under my breath* more meat for me then! However, I don’t think it’s healthy or good to eat just vegetables. There are better and tastier ways for getting your protein. Why treat your taste buds so badly?
The main point that I’m trying to make (using my humor) is that there is violence toward vegetables. Just think about it! Zucchini’s are squashed. Peas are split! We string celery off! We pop corn. Potatoes are mashed! The only vegetable that can protect itself are onions…because when you try to cut them, *swipes tear off face* you start to cry! If you didn’t get that humor, I don’t know about you!